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 Friday, 13 February 2009
“Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proved it correct, not tried it.”
(Donald Knuth, 1977)

“It is practically impossible to teach good programming style to students that have had prior exposure to Basic; as potential programmers they are mentally mutilated beyond hope of regeneration.”

(Edsger W. Dijkstra, 1982)

“The question of whether computers can think is like the question of whether submarines can swim.”

(Edsger W. Dijkstra)

“The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should therefore be regarded as a criminal offense.”

(E.W. Dijkstra)

“Measuring programming progress by lines of code is like measuring aircraft building progress by weight.”

(Bill Gates)

“Software suppliers are trying to make their software packages more ‘user-friendly’…  Their best approach so far has been to take all the old brochures and stamp the words ‘user-friendly’ on the cover.”

(Bill Gates)

“Never trust a computer you can’t throw out a window.”

(Steve Wozniak)

“Should array indices start at 0 or 1? My compromise of 0.5 was rejected without, I thought, proper consideration.”

(Stan Kelly-Bootle)

“Computers are like bikinis. They save people a lot of guesswork.”

(Sam Ewing)

“No matter how slick the demo is in rehearsal, when you do it in front of a live audience, the probability of a flawless presentation is inversely proportional to the number of people watching, raised to the power of the amount of money involved.”

(Mark Gibbs)

“Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live.”

(Martin Golding)

Walking on water and developing software from a specification are easy if both are frozen.

(Edward V Berard)

Java is to JavaScript what Car is to Carpet

(Anonymous)

"If you want to set off and go develop some grand new thing, you don't need millions of dollars of capitalization. You need enough pizza and Diet Coke to stick in your refrigerator, a cheap PC to work on and the dedication to go through with it."

(John Carmack)

Software and cathedrals are much the same - first we build them, then we pray.

(Anonymous)

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