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 Monday, 11 August 2008
  • The system works because Chuck Norris tells it to work
  • Chuck Norris doesn't need a test suite. The test suite needs Chuck Norris.
  • CPUs run faster to get away from Chuck Norris
  • Chuck Norris normalizes all schema just by inserting random data
  • Packets travel faster than the speed of light for Chuck Norris, but he can still catch them
  • Chuck Norris's brain is his revision control, and it works better than git
  • Chuck Norris can finish an infite loop in 1.3 seconds.
  • Code written by Chuck Norris cannot be optimized.
  • Chuck Norris never dies.  He simply returns 0.
  • Chuck Norris can break Moore's Law
  • Chuck Norris doesn't need compilers nor editors. He roundhouse kicks the disk and the bytecode appears.
  • Chuck Norris doesn't use GOTO. Code comes to him.
  • There is no theory of probability, just a list of events that Chuck Norris allows to occur.  
  • 90% of the worlds spam is handtyped by Chuck Norris. It takes him only 3 minutes.
  • Chuck Norris can parse invalid XML
  • Every time you don't use "use strict" Chuck Norris kills a kitty.
  • The best compression algorithm in existence are Chuck Norris fists.
  • Chuck Norris can divide by 0.
  • Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors
  • The one true bracing style is the one Chuck Norris uses.
  • Every program Chuck Norris has written can be run backwards. It will rollback whatever it did.
  • No matter how you encrypt your traffic, Chuck Norris can read it by just looking at the cable. His ears can intercept wifi transmissions.
  • Chuck Norris can enrich himself simply by hacking your bank account. He does not do this because there is no challenge in it.
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